January 21, 2008

Happy MLK week children. This week's task is to go into your old box, your old photo album, your goddamn scrap book or something of the like from you past. Find something in in you like and burn it. Burn it to focus on tomorrow and today.


Now I have given you the week for this task, for the reason that this will be hard for some of us. For others it will be impossible, because they might not have one.


I did it today. I burned my photo album from high school, and a stack of cds filled with images. I have a few hear and there, but there's no reason to think that the every moment we catalog every moment as if it will justify tomorrow to someone, how awesome we are.

If you're weary about burning it, then put it to use one last time. Show someone the box of history, the image of you and your ex or your grandfather.

Then just tellsomeone the same thing. If it gets you to the same spot on both occasions, then what is the point of it being there? It's tomorrow's trash after you die anyway.

Week of Jan. 13th, 2008

For the next week, you will act upon your thoughts. If you want to learn french, you will book yourself in a class. If you find someone attractive, you will ask them out. For coffee, You'll get a slice of cake, and share it with them. If they question you, or the cake, say who sent you on this righteous path.

January 11, 2008

Speak in an accent all day today.

January 9, 2008

Try and sell something you own without going lower on your asking price if they bargain.

January 8, 2008

Tell four people your psychiatrist told you to talk to them.

January 7, 2008

Figure out where you're going to be buried and what you're going to put on your tombstone.

January 6, 2008

Get rejected by five people you could possibly be attracted to.

Alternate: Write a love poem, stick it in a bottle with someway to contact you, and bury it somewhere.

January 4, 2008

Say yes to all questions you are asked today.
Alternate: Find the closest retirement home to you, and introduce yourself to all of their inhabitants.

January 3, 2008

Tell four people you have had a crush on them since you first laid your eyes upon them.

Alternate:Take the day off of work/school and go as far as possible before someone tries to get a hold of you.


This should be fun...

January 2, 2008

See how many donuts you can eat in 5 minutes.
Alternate: Take a photo with a rodent.

I hope to see some photos...of rodents....